Gulliver In Slavage

   If you do not want to study like Pinocchio, then you will remain a log for life!
   If you are resourceful like Pinocchio, then the mind is not at all logged!
   The mind is like that of a log, the one who, like Pinocchio, runs to the theater instead of school!
  
   Burying gold in the ground, you become a citizen of the country of fools!
   If you bury your golden talents, you will perish for a copper penny!
   Golden mountains of silvery speeches are not worth a penny!
   If a politician blows his mind, then the voter goes down the drain!
   A skilled craftsman can make Pinocchio out of logs, but who is scorched with the mind, and with a golden key will wander into the quagmire!
   In order for the people to mature to democracy, they need the sun of freedom, and in the darkness of despotism, they will forever remain politically green!
   Dear boots, a woman mines with a bare foot!
   A politician often bullies to put a yoke on voters!
   A rooster politician crushes voters like chickens!
   The politician dreams of riding a white horse in order to put a yoke on the voter!
   The fox is small with fangs, and wanting to swallow them, it generally hides them!
   A politician who talks a lot about humanity is a typical cannibal!
   And a bear can be lulled with honey-sweet speeches!
   For an alcoholic, bitter vodka is sweeter than honey!
   A tailor will lie and not blush, a politician will "blush" and lie!
   A woman, having thrown off her shoes, puts on a man, to the level of a tramp!
   War has not a woman's face, but a physiognomy that attracts thrill-seekers!
   A woman is a dove that bites into a woodpecker man like a kite!
   A woman always has seven Fridays a week, and without a Sunday gift from marital debt, she always has a day off!
   God is not omnipotent in everything, he is powerless to argue a woman!
   Although God is almighty, he is not able to shut up a woman's mouth, and stop politics!
   A politician has no conscience, a woman has a sense of proportion, and a woman politician has all feelings without measure!
   A woman is a flower, thorny like a rose, but her sweet fragrance attracts goats and drones!
   The voter falls into childhood, voting for the hateful old oaks with hollows!
   A Russian soldier can be made to collapse like a beveled log, but not put on his knees, and made to shake like an aspen!
   If you do not want to observe military discipline, you will bend your back like a prisoner!
   There is a lot of dirt in our world, only rare princes in it!
   The politician's tongue is long, but to accomplish what he has thrashed - his hands are short!
   The politician is quick to promise, slow to fulfill, asks for alms, and forgiveness for deceit!
   When a woman does not have enough shoes, she puts a man barefoot on!
   A woman is first and foremost a fox who wants to lasso a lion, but usually donkeys get caught in her lasso!
   A woman is a chicken that loves golden eggs, bringing only a loss to their carrier!
   A woman is a chicken, only she can bring golden eggs to that man, which is a real fox!
   A real fox and a rooster will make you lay golden eggs!
   The claws of a fox are not those of a lion, but she will tear off three skins from the king of beasts!
   Whoever is not a fox with his mind is not a lion either!
   A fox woman is able to convince any man that he is a lion, breeding like a simple donkey!
   A female lioness with only a fox's mind and a wolf's grip!
   The lion is not the one who roars, but the one who tears up a lot of greenery!
   When a politician is not a fox, then three skins are torn off him and put on his collar!
   A politician has a wide ass to sit on two chairs, but he has a breadth of soul only in words!
   A tank is pierced with a uranium-core projectile, a politician makes his way to the top without a heart, but with a golden purse!
   With bare feet, a woman can lead a billionaire into the slum of ruin to the level of a tramp!
   Politicians adore, and bare feet of women and voters to put on shoes!
   The politician undresses the women, and puts on the men's shoes!
  
   The politician wants to bare women's legs, and shod men to the ears!
   Politicians want to undress the woman in bed, and shod the men near the ballot boxes!